up anywhere in texas: walmart, vending machines, that arcade claw game. [laughter] so follow my lead, texas. and if anyone objects, you tell them, "you can have my fireworks when you pry them from my cold, handless hands." [laughter] nation, i'll just keep this down here. nation, the 2012 election is going to be historic. years from now, americans will look back and say, "aiya! ji-sheh ji-yo lee-sheh ee-ee duh. shen-zay huey-chu kuahng-kung, foo-ching suo-yo zai-wu." [laughter] and folks, it's all the more historic because of the supreme court's citizens united ruling, which allowed the creation of super pacs, political action committees that can take unlimited corporate and union cash to create political ads. months ago i announced my plans to set up colbert super pac.